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Hook:
I won the Cup
I won the Cup
Everybody look at me cause I won the Stanley Cup.
I won the Cup

I won the Cup
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking Cup.

Crosby:
I won the cup mother fucker take a look at me
87 on my sweater with a big old C
Im scoring mad goals, yeah fucker thats whats up.
You cant stop me ho cause I won the FUCKIN Cup!

Malkin:
Take a picture trick.
I won the cup bitch
Im eating moms Russian soup cause its DEE-LISH!
I got my Ruslan
And my Maxy Talby
Im learning English on the side
As a fucking hobby.

Crosby:
Im skatin up on offense
Doing spins and shit
The fans are clapping
Getting all the girlies all wet.
But this aint 08
This is real as it gets
I won the Cup mother fucker dont you EVER forget!

Malkin:
I got the puck annnnnnd
Im skating fast annnnnd
I just pull multiple goals out of my ass and.
Im the boss of the league, cashing checks from Shero
If you’re on the course than your sure not me-o

LET’S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE RIVER, AND PARTY ALL SUMMER!!!

Crosby:
Fuck the Caps I won the Cup mother fucker!
Fuck the Wings I won the Cup Mother fucker!
Im 21 and living dreams mother fucker!
I fill the cup with my seed mother fucker!

Malkin:

Magnetogorsk if you could see me now
First Russian on the Conn Smythe, wow
Gonna read the names on the Cup somehow
but probably not, CAUSE THERE’S A FUCKING LOT OF EM!

Ray Shero:
Yea, I never thought Id win the Cup
It’s silver and heavy as fuck
Lord Stanely, look at me.
I never thought Id see the day
With Gary Bettman coming my way
Believe me when I say
YOU FUCKED UP HOSSA!

YEA YEA YEA YEA

WOOOOOOOOOO

SH-SH-SHORTAY

ST-ST-ALL

SHORTAY

IN-GAME-FOUR

YEA YEA YEA.

Saturday Night Live – Digital Short: Motherlover (Censored)